Once upon a time, there was a tiger who got stuck in a trap. He tried and tried to get out, but he couldn’t. He was so angry and sad that he rolled around and tried to bite the bars of the trap.
Just then, a kind man named Brahman walked by. “Please, let me out of this cage!” the tiger shouted.
“Oh, no, my friend,” Brahman said gently. “If I let you out, you might eat me!”
“No, I wouldn’t!” the tiger promised, crossing his paws. “I would be so grateful! I would be your helper forever!”
The tiger cried and sobbed and made such a fuss that Brahman felt sorry for him. Finally, he agreed to open the door of the cage. Zoom! The tiger jumped out and grabbed Brahman. “Ha! You’re so silly!” the tiger said. “Now I’m going to eat you! I’m super hungry after being stuck in that cage for so long!”
Brahman begged the tiger to let him go, but the tiger wouldn’t listen. Finally, the tiger said, “Okay, I’ll let you ask three things what they think. If they say I’m wrong to eat you, then I won’t.”
So, first, Brahman asked a big, shady tree what it thought. The tree said, “Why are you complaining? I give shade to everyone who walks by, and they break off my branches to feed their animals. Stop whining and be brave!”
Brahman felt sad and walked on until he saw a buffalo going around and around in a circle, pulling water from a well. He asked the buffalo what it thought, but the buffalo said, “You’re silly to expect thank yous! Look at me! When I gave milk, they fed me yummy food, but now that I don’t, they make me work hard and give me yucky food!”
Brahman was even sadder. He asked the road what it thought.
“My dear man,” said the road, “You’re so silly to think things would be different! Everyone uses me, but they just walk all over me and give me nothing but trash!”
Brahman turned around, feeling very gloomy. On his way back, he saw a jackal, who called out, “Hey, Mr. Brahman! What’s wrong? You look as sad as a fish out of water!”
Brahman told him everything that had happened. “Wow, that’s confusing!” said the jackal. “Can you tell me the story again? It’s all mixed up in my brain!”
Brahman told the story again, but the jackal shook his head and still didn’t understand.
“This is strange,” he said sadly. “It’s like the story goes in one ear and out the other! I need to go to the place where it happened. Maybe then I can understand.”
So, they went back to the cage. The tiger was waiting for Brahman, sharpening his teeth and claws.
“You took a long time!” the tiger growled. “Now, let’s start our dinner!”
Our dinner! thought Brahman, his knees shaking with fear. That’s not very nice!
“Please, Mr. Tiger!” he begged. “Give me five minutes to explain to the jackal. He’s a little slow.”
The tiger agreed, and Brahman told the whole story again, making it as long as possible.
“Oh, my poor brain! My poor brain!” cried the jackal, wringing his paws. “Let me see… how did it start? You were in the cage, and the tiger walked by…”
“No!” the tiger interrupted. “You silly thing! I was in the cage!”
“Oh, right!” cried the jackal, pretending to be scared. “Yes, I was in the cage… no, I wasn’t! Oh dear! Where’s my brain? Let me see… the tiger was in the Brahman, and the cage walked by… no, that’s not it! Never mind me, just start your dinner! I’ll never understand!”
“Yes, you will!” the tiger shouted, angry at the jackal’s silliness. “I’ll make you understand! Look! I am the tiger!”
“Yes, Mr. Tiger!”
“And that is the Brahman!”
“Yes, Mr. Tiger!”
“And that is the cage!”
“Yes, Mr. Tiger!”
“And I was in the cage! Do you understand?”
“Yes… no… please, Mr. Tiger…”
“Well?” the tiger said impatiently.
“Please, Mr. Tiger! How did you get in?”
“How? In the usual way, of course!”
“Oh dear! My head is spinning again! Please don’t be mad, Mr. Tiger, but what is the usual way?”
The tiger got very angry. He jumped into the cage and shouted, “This way! Now do you understand?”
“Perfectly!” grinned the jackal. He quickly shut the door and said, “And if you don’t mind me saying so, I think things will stay just like this!”