Once upon a time, there was a barber named Hím who was very, very poor. He lived with his wife and a whole bunch of kids – twelve of them! Five were boys and seven were girls. Sometimes he would earn a little bit of money. One day, he felt super grumpy and left his home, leaving his wife and kids to take care of themselves.
“What can I do?” he wondered. “I don’t have enough money to buy food for my family, and they’re all crying because they’re hungry!” So he walked and walked until he came to a jungle. It was nighttime when he got there. This jungle was called the “Tigers’ Jungle” because only tigers lived there. There were no birds, no bugs, no other animals – just tigers! And there were four hundred of them! As soon as Barber Hím arrived, he saw a big, scary tiger walking around.
“Oh no!” he shouted. “This tiger is going to eat me!” He grabbed his razor and his razor-strap and started sharpening the razor, making a loud shink shink sound. Then he walked right up to the tiger, still sharpening. The tiger got really scared. “What am I going to do?” thought the tiger. “This man is going to cut me up!” “I’m here,” said the barber, “to catch twenty tigers for King Káns. You’re one of them, and I need nineteen more!” The tiger was super scared and said, “If you promise not to catch us, I’ll give you as much gold and as many shiny jewels as you can carry!” You see, these tigers used to sneak into villages and grab people. Some of those people had money, and some had jewels, and the tigers would keep it all.
“Okay,” said Hím, “I won’t catch you then.” The tiger led him to the place where all the tigers ate their dinners, and the barber scooped up as much gold and as many jewels as he could carry. Then he went home.
He built a nice house, bought his kids pretty clothes and yummy food, and sparkly necklaces. They all lived happily for a while.
But then, he wanted more money. So, he went back to the Tigers’ Jungle. He found the same tiger and told him that King Káns had sent him to catch twenty tigers again! The tiger was terrified and said, “Please don’t catch us! I’ll give you even more gold and jewels!” The barber agreed, and the tiger took him to the same spot. The barber grabbed as many jewels and rupees as he could carry, and then went back home. One day, a very poor man, a fakír, asked him, “How did you get so rich? You used to be so poor you could barely feed your family!” “I’ll tell you,” said Hím. He told him all about his trips to the Tigers’ Jungle. “But don’t go there for gold tonight,” the barber warned. “Let’s go listen to the tigers talking. If you want, you can come with me. Just don’t get scared if the tigers roar!” “I won’t be scared,” said the fakír. So that evening, at eight o’clock, they went to the Tigers’ Jungle.
The barber and the fakír climbed into a tall, leafy tree. The leaves were so thick they hid them like they were in a house. The tigers always had their meetings under this tree. Pretty soon, all the tigers in the jungle showed up, and their leader – a big, huge tiger with only one eye – came too. “Friends,” said the tiger who had given the barber the rupees and jewels, “a man has come here twice to catch twenty of us for King Káns! There are only four hundred of us, and if twenty are taken, that’s not very many left! So, I gave him as many rupees and jewels as he could carry each time, and he went away. What should we do if he comes back?” The tigers said they would meet again tomorrow to decide. Then the tigers left, and the barber and the fakír climbed down from the tree. They grabbed a bunch of rupees and jewels and went home. “Tomorrow,” they said, “we’ll come back and hear what the tigers say!” The next day, the barber went alone to the Tigers’ Jungle. He met his tiger again. “This time,” he said, “I’m here to cut off the ears of all four hundred tigers who live in this jungle! King Káns wants them to make medicine!” The tiger was even more scared than before. “Don’t cut off our ears! Please don’t!” he begged. “We won’t be able to hear, and it will hurt so much! Go cut off all the dogs’ ears instead, and I’ll give you enough rupees and jewels for two men to carry!” “Okay,” said the barber, and he made two trips carrying the rupees and jewels from the jungle to his village. Then he got someone to help him carry them all the way to his house. That night, he and the fakír went back to the big tree where the tigers had their meetings. The tiger who had given the barber so many rupees and jewels had gotten a big pile of yummy food ready – meat, chickens, geese, and even people the tigers had caught! He put it all under the tree, because he said they would all eat after they finished talking. Soon, the tigers arrived with their leader, and the barber’s tiger said, “Friends, what should we do? This man came again today to cut off all our ears for King Káns’s medicine! I told him it would be bad for us, and that he should cut off all the dogs’ ears instead. I gave him enough money and jewels for two men to carry, so he went home. Now what should we do? We have to leave this jungle! But where will we go?” The other tigers said, “We won’t leave! If that man comes back, we’ll eat him!” So they ate dinner and left, saying they would meet again tomorrow. After the tigers were gone, the barber and the fakír climbed down from the tree and went home without taking any rupees or jewels. They agreed to come back the next evening. The next evening, they climbed into the big tree again. The tigers came too, and the barber’s tiger told his story all over again. The tiger leader sat up and said, angrily, “We will not leave this jungle! If that man comes back, I will eat him myself!” When the fakír heard that, he got so scared that he fell out of the tree right into the middle of the tigers!
The barber quickly shouted, “Cut off their ears! Cut off their ears!” and the tigers, terrified, ran away as fast as they could! The barber took the fakír home, but the poor man was hurt so badly by the fall that he died.
The barber lived happily ever after, but he made sure never to go back to the Tigers’ Jungle again!